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The dish for a cup is not for food!

on December 29, 2010

Do you know what the tentacles are? If you saw a cockroach and I am sure you did, you must have seen tentacles then. Tentacles are these two long threads coming out of his head while running before me while I am screaming as if I have seen a monster popping out and magnifying and trying to reach me! Yuk, Yuk, Yuk! It is thoroughly disgusting!

Out of my biological knowledge (which is not much actually), I know that there is a male cockroach and a female cockroach. However, tentacles in both genders are not sex oriented; they are the same and they work as sensors. I never heard that a female cockroach has longer tentacles than a male cockroach. Both have these freaky two flexible threads!

Although males and females in the human world have no visible threads, I can assert that they have tentacles. And, female tentacles in this case are longer than the male tentacles. This is not a silly comparison as it might seem to be, it is rather an inspection to the everlasting differences between a man and a woman.

I have once heard about the book “men are from Mars and women are from Venus” and read reviews about the theme of the book. It is interesting indeed!

However, I do not think that the truth lies in men belonging to a planet and women to another; it is all about tentacles again.

Marriage gave me an insight to the differences. And although I cannot grasp their nature thoroughly, I venture to say that men are more focused because they are more shallow and ignorant of the details and women have more dispersed thoughts due to their scrutiny. It is like having a divine balance in the pros and cons of each.

Take this fact and apply!

Man is more direction focused because all what he sees is the road. Woman notices the road, the pavement, the shop, the actions of people around, the color of the sky and might be in the exact same moment having a day dream.

Man’s simplest wear varies between T-shirts, chemises, trousers and shorts. Woman’s simplest wear is confined to T-shirts, chemises, blouses, tops, trousers, shorts, skirts, veil (if she is veiled), fitting accessories (rings, necklaces, earrings, bangles and bracelets), and fitting make-up.

When a man goes into the kitchen to prepare food, he is focused on two main issues; his hunger and the fastest food to prepare. When a woman goes into the kitchen to prepare food, she is scattered between her attempt to make delicious food appealing to her husband, her kids and herself, her keenness on having a clean kitchen after all, her desire to exert the least effort in making that meal because she knows she has dozens of meals ahead and her comparison to the meal she is preparing to the best one of the same kind she had from a friend.

Man speaks to deliver a straight to the point message whereas woman speaks to give a complex of feelings she might not herself understand.

If you have a partner or a friend who has frequently used the dish for cups to serve something despite of your usual remarks, do not blow up of rage. He is not teasing you. Simply, his tentacles only grasped that this is a dish that can serve him food. Just cut your tentacles shorter honey!

 

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